Monday, October 10, 2005

Let's Get Wizzy

The Wizard has just astounded me again by miraclously eating a quart of Ben and Jerry's Raw Cookie Dough ice cream and falling asleep on my couch. The man is gifted. Also the wizard has asked me several times "Where are all the fly Puerto Rican' honnies are at?" Does anybody know what he means??? I don't want him to get mad and do something to me. He's waking up! I g2g. la8!


BEVIS said...

Quick! Fetch the fudge!

Bryan said...

Why limit himself to just Puerto Rican honnies? I don't know what you think but I feel a World Tour is in order. Then the Wizard can get all the ass in the world. Literally!

MelbourneGirl said...

i think the wizard has eaten kranki

Internet Street Philosopher said...

I like the Wizard site. Keep up the good work solving the world's problems.

Quirkie said...

Yeh Melbournegirl, I was just getting used to Kranki, and now he's been eaten. Stupid cannabalistic wizard.

BEVIS said...

Yeah, the wizard sucks. He doesn't even deserve a capital 'w' anymore; and this from a long-time advocate of capital letters in their proper place.

First he ignored my question (my wife has since left me*), and now he goes and eats Kranki-Pants, one of only two Krankis in the whole blogosphere.**

Down with wizarding! Wizarding is evil!

* This is not true.

** That I know of. The second one is here. (If you're interested, you can read through the comments for a message each from myself - and the late, great, original Kranki-Pants.)