You Have a Drug Problem.

Teens who use drugs are 5 times more likely to have sex than are those teens who do not use drugs. (CASA). 

Is that supposed to be a deterrent?  Umm... 'cause if I'm a guy in highschool and PCP or even Crack could have increased my chances of having sex...

Finally a definitive answer to why I didn't get laid in highschool.  If only somebody had told me I could have avoided one of the biggest regrets of my life.   

Know the Signs
How can you tell if a friend is using club drugs?  If your friend has one or more of the following warning signs, he or she may be using Ecstasy:

- Problems remembering things they recently said or did
- Loss of coordination, dizziness, fainting
- Depression
- Confusion
- Sleep problems

Dear anybody who is reading this,
You have a problem.  You are using Ecstacy.  You have probably had one or more of the above symptoms.  This means that you have a serious methamphetimine problem.  Don't lie to me and say you don't, because if you get depressed or confused or have trouble sleeping or get dizzy you are a druggie!  An X using, E popping, Stacy-sucking druggie.

Here are some other warning signs I'd add to the list.

- Going up to somebody you don't know and saying "Isn't this DJ awesome?"
- Dancing   They had it right in the movie "Footloose."  Dancing leads to drugs.
- Kissing a complete stranger you just accidentally brushed up against. 
- Wearing a visor and/or weilding glowsticks.
- Describing a night of dancing as "Grandma's Chocolate Cake."
- Thinking that shiny things have never been soo cool.    
- Playing a Massive Attack song over and over and over... 
- Doing free verse poetry really loudly.
- Thinking you can play the drums when you can't.
- Going to a rave and introducing yourself to everybody as "The Mayor of the rave."
- Hugging your warm clothes for hours after they come out of the dryer. 
- Drinking lots of bottled water and not caring who's nasty germ- infested water bottle it is.
- Feeling the need to tell people that they're your best friend and why you love them.
- Inviting what turn out to be really sketchy people to come back to your house for breakfast.
- Getting really, really into the Power Puff Girls.     
- Hanging around with somebody because their shirt is really soft.