Grrrrrr.....
Look, it's a space alien!
He seems mad.
What do you think he's so mad about?
a) Earth women mistake his outie belly button for genitalia.
b) Preferred Art Garfunkle's solo work.
c) Stupid Earth custom of tipping waiter an exorbatant 15%.
d) New C2 Coca-Cola has thrown his home planet out of the space-time continum.
e) Huble telescope crew are just dirty peepingtoms.
f) His rare space artifact was snubbed on Antique Roadshow.
g) Due to the speed of TV waves, he has just learned that The Golden Girls has been cancelled.
h) Craves human flesh.
i) Did not go to Mineke and consequently paid alot for his Saucer's muffler.
j) Four of his Six fathers never said they loved him, told him he'd wouldn't amount to anything.
k) He hates them queers.
l) Falsely led to believe Earth Girls Are Easy.
Add your guess to the list.
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I think he just doesn't like getting his picture taken.
He was told he was too short to be cast as a Stormtrooper in Star Wars.
Jerry Garcia still owes him money for the all the rides on his space ship.
His wife gave birth to a half-human half-alien baby.
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