I can catch flies with my bare hands.
I like Mint Chip ice cream.
I was expelled from Nursery School.
I like people that like me.
If we were in prison together I would be the guy to talk to about procuring things.
My favorite words are cumshaw, fustigate and girth.
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Stop stealing our Australian comedy, you culture-rapist. Haven't you got enough funny of your own?
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I know I'm a married man and I'm not supposed to be attracted to men, but damn that Vlad makes my Anaconda want some of what he's got. I'm only human.
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