Saturday, May 13, 2006

Confucius say... You're Fucked!

I went out to a Thai Restaurant last night and had a lovely meal. At the end of the meal we received fortune cookies. They were sealed in little plastic pouches. I opened mine to read it and it was empty. No fortune. What does this mean?

Also, if you have dreams that the tires on your car blow out and that the wheels on your shopping cart pop what does that mean?

3 comments:

Tammiodo said...

I think it means that your death will ahve something to do with wheels, but not to worry about it, because you have no future anyway.*

*please note, i very much hope you do have a future, because i very much enjoy reading your blog. This is just my professional opinion as a dreamologist/cookiologist.

Fluffy said...

I was going to say "I know someone who is really really good at dream analysis", until I remembered it was you. You did very well with my dream about stuffing meat chunks in the garbage disposal. Anyhoo, I'll do my best. Maybe your dream was about losing control, or being afraid that you're going to lose control with where you're going. Or your going to get into trouble and you won't be able to do anything to get yourself out of it. The shopping cart is kind of domestic and providerly so maybe you're wondering if you'll fail as a provider. That's just a guess. You're better at this stuff than me.

BEVIS said...

It means ... hyuk, hyuk, ... are you ready for this? ... that you're gonna wake up and still be 'tired' all day.





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*wipes tear*

Ah, that's gold.