Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Soggy Bottom Boy

Is it wrong to make up a story about how I too once wet my pants in second grade to make a self-conscious, anxious first grader feel better? The other option was to just wet myself there on the spot in solidarity. It may have been a lie, but I'm happy with my choice.

1 comment:

Chai said...

Nice story. But I reckon the alternative would have been more impressive.
Well, for me anyways.