New Last Name

Lately I've been feeling that I need a better last name. There are entirely too many humans who have the same first and last name as me and I need to feel special.

For a while my Aussie friends all called me Kranki, and I quite liked that. These days nobody calls me Kranki in person.

I don't think I could ever change the first name as I'm conditioned to respond to it and it feels right on me. I wonder how people at work would react if I just suddenly had a new last name. I think I read that you can legally change your name to whatever you want without having to go through paperwork as long as you are not trying to defraud anybody.

I'm going to compile a list of potential last names here. Some are terrible and others are worse. Some are friend suggestions and some are my own. Please feel free to suggest one or three.


Bang
Muffin
Loud
Tastic
Burrito
Left
Escaped
Thong-bikini
Truffles
Nasty
Underwater-Kittens
Attack
Pestilence
Mercy
Pedicure
Stickybottom
Crackbaby
Sick
Sevens
DTF
Babydaddy
Swoons