I can catch flies with my bare hands.
I like Mint Chip ice cream.
I was expelled from Nursery School.
I like people that like me.
If we were in prison together I would be the guy to talk to about procuring things.
My favorite words are cumshaw, fustigate and girth.
3 comments:
What's awfsome is that your mum tells you she lost her virginity in a poker game.
No child should have to have that image locked in their head for life...
It's not true. If I were I'd be in therapy 7 days a week.
thank goodness. i'm sure you'd have grounds for some kind of court-ordered compensation if it were true though.
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