Posts I haven't written yet

1) The big burly mexican dudes who found my phone that I had dropped who I had to convince to let me buy it back for a shit load of money.

2) Why I'm barely ever at home anymore - the Roommate DramaRama

3) My dream invention - the Kid-a-pult: Capable of launching kids to their parents place of work by stuffing them into a large inflatable safety ball. FIRE!