I can catch flies with my bare hands.
I like Mint Chip ice cream.
I was expelled from Nursery School.
I like people that like me.
If we were in prison together I would be the guy to talk to about procuring things.
My favorite words are cumshaw, fustigate and girth.
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It's not uncommon.
My neighbour when I was a kid would only answer to "Kryptal" for about 18 months when he was small.
And eat from a bowl on the floor.
Kryptal, the Superdog. Superman's Dog.
Now he's a lawyer working in some schmoofty firm.
Drawn picture please!
I'll get a photo and blur out her face. I have not stooped to kidsploitation yet.
There is a band called Be Your Own Pet perhaps she's just a big fan?
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