Haiku

Well, I try to enter something everyday, to at least keep the brain gear from rusting over completely. A squirt of Blog WD-40 to get the writing wheels cranking. Today I think I'm going to keep it short and mellow.

I have chosen to explore the gentle and soothing art of Haiku.



Haiku # 1

Man contemplates stream
Gentle current calms his soul
He buys a Corvette


Haiku # 2

Dabney Coleman tastes
almost the same as chicken
Don’t ask how I know?


Haiku # 3

Fame and Fortune raced
Fame stabbed Fortune in the throat
and Fame wins again

Haiku # 4

Sleeper is perhaps
Woody’s best comedy
yet some think it sucks

Haiku # 5

by George W. Bush

I the President...
say things what people must do
my house is all white


I highly recommend this Onion article to all my leftist, anarchist, socialist and dentist friends.
http://www.theonion.com/onion3836/bush_seeks_un_support.html


"God bless us. Everyone." Yes, Tiny Tim. Yes, indeed.