In paragraph 4 Section G my marriage vows clearly states "neither party shall be permitted to step into a container of pudding (either vanilla or chocolate) without prior written consent from his/her spouse. I figured it would never be an issue. Always read the fine print before you swear to something in front of a judge.
I can catch flies with my bare hands.
I like Mint Chip ice cream.
I was expelled from Nursery School.
I like people that like me.
If we were in prison together I would be the guy to talk to about procuring things.
My favorite words are cumshaw, fustigate and girth.
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Which one is Penny?
She had to stay home and work on her project for furniture design class. But I'm sure she just as much fun.
tell me you climbed in there like Ox in Stripes and tore that bikini off with your teeth.
In paragraph 4 Section G my marriage vows clearly states "neither party shall be permitted to step into a container of pudding (either vanilla or chocolate) without prior written consent from his/her spouse. I figured it would never be an issue. Always read the fine print before you swear to something in front of a judge.
I miss John Candy.
http://nadstown.boudist.com/2004/09/sex-and-oprah.html
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