Sunday, September 05, 2004

No More Politics! My Soul Hurts!

In an effort to distract myself from politics for a while and not get an ulcer from reading about how the Republican's are propping their party up despite an economy in the shitter, schools in crisis, a puerile disdain for the basic needs of the majority of American citizens, the true democratic process, as well as an ongoing, unapologetic, blatant misuse and abuse of military power, which some have accurately compared to a type of Colonial imperialism revisited. Lies concocted and spoon fed to a largely ignorant and accepting public who is so controlled by orchestrated fear that they might allow this turd of a man who is only where he is because he is a puppet-lackey for his administration, they might allow this man who has blundered and so damaged the United States that we may never recover the respect we've lost from the world even if we were to buy the world a coke and teach them how to sing in perfect harmony. Plus the people who would rather have oil instead of trees and other things that live and grow. It's too much to see the GOP taking shots at the Dems and the Dem's just grinning and bearing it and looking like a drowsy Basset hound battling a rapid German Shepherd at this moment. I remain boggled and so, in a desperate move to save my sanity from being bloated with rage and feeling powerless to avoid letting the "Pro-war, fuck the Islamic - if I chant USA loud enough than that's all that matters- We're Number #1 - If fighting doesn't work then let's try FIGHTING- Love America or leave it, why-try-and-fix-it-You Iraqi folks will be free and you'll like it, you motherfuckers-Attitude" eat away at my love and tolerance and hope for the future.

If it's genocide that we think we're fighting then we should have dispatched troops to the Sudan where a massive genocide is taking place, but those aren't just black people, they're foreign black people. Plus they have no oil so what good are they? And no Nukes, so who cares who is slaughtering who. If you're gonna play sheriff at least try and fool us by going after the obvious butchers.NO MORE POLITICS. UNTIL THE ELECTION. THIS IS NOW A POLITIC FREE ZONE. Right after I quickly just share this!
A Ludicrous selection of bumperstickers that offend Everybody But Rich Straight Pro-War, American males with small genital, megalomanical god complexes who suffer from moderate to severe mental processing difficulties. Quick Question.Is it illegal to put an add in the paper saying that if the Republicans stay in power that somebody could pick off oh.. I don't know, let's say, Cheney, Bush, Pappa Bush, Ken Roos, John Ashcroft, etc... But it could only be somebody with drive, willpower, technical and logistical ability and powerful personal convictions nerves of steel and raging passion for dealing out Karma and justice. Someone who possessed a cunning wit who was strong enough to commit major crimes and a series of political assassinations in order to be immortalized as one of the most famous humans in the history of the entire 21st century. Is that allowed because my friend said it would be okay to write something like that in a paper, but I think it's ludicrous and technically tantamount to treason and could get you arrested by Big Brother. Which is why you will never ever see me quoted as saying something like "America would be forever grateful if somebody put a quick and potent end to the Big shots in the Bush Administration." I think that murder of anybody is morally wrong. I sure hope nobody ever makes a bold and stunning assassination on the Executive Branch of government. Imagine how upsetting it would be for the the people who are busy waging their war of freedom to be thwarted in their efforts to hijack the country for their own personal gain. I would cry and I told me friend that that kind of talk could get his ass thrown in jail. So if no superhuman assassin steps out of the shadows to mercilessly slaughter Hard core Republicans, I hope somebody thanks me for pointing out the consequences of such a dramatic and "oh-so-dastardly" deed.


2 comments:

ms fits said...

I think I was laughing when I looked at those stickers, but it might have been one of those laugh-sobs that comes out when you're about to lose your mind and start wetting the bed.

p.s. You still rule.

kranki said...

Put your hand on the computer screen and feel the love. Now, with your other hand--