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- kranki
- I can catch flies with my bare hands. I like Mint Chip ice cream. I was expelled from Nursery School. I like people that like me. If we were in prison together I would be the guy to talk to about procuring things. My favorite words are cumshaw, fustigate and girth.
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December
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- Puppy's First Pub
- Mother Fuckin' Nature!
- Cheezy McWheezy
- And the unsexy writing award goes too...
- Kuriosity Killed The Krankiboy
- Hath I offended thee?
- Virtually Sexy and Utterly Twisted
- Miss Plastic Surgery!
- Random and Wrong
- God is a Sports Fan!
- Word Junkie Gets His Fix
- Scientific Study or Shameless Blog Ratings Ploy?
- Check it out M*ther F***ers
- Christmas is a Big Shiny Turd!
- Somebody Down There Likes Me :)
- There's no such place as Australia!
- There's no such thing as Santa!
- Who you gonna call?
- Those Aren't Peaches
- Mark Your Satanic Calendars :)
- Krankiboy Share and Tell
- Lend a Hog a Helping Hand Job
- Hot Date
- outsourcing
- hot bodies
- Bonjour!
- Battle the Bunny
- Wife Beaters?
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10 comments:
Run! Feds!
This is Krankiboy! NOT Matilda.
There's a knock at my door. Hmmm, I'm not expecting anybody... Wonder who it is.
*opens door*
*Twelve F.B.I. Agents burst into apartment laser scopes trained on
my vital organs*
FBI reads me the charges.
Me: "What fourteen year-old girls, officer?... No way!... Those little girls said they were 10, how could they both be pregnant? I'm the victim here!"
Sheriff-
My friend was going to put some cool art on my blog for me and she blogjacked me and now I'm Matilda and she has the password so I can't change it back.
you must give me this friend's home address NOW.
i have the sexy ninja carb army on standby waiting for "the word".
p.s. i think matilda is a sexy name and very becoming on you. (cue "if i was on you i'd be coming..." joke from sherriff).
Errr...if I was on you I'd be coming...
la nadine: She's away in Philadelphia at a Pixies concert. But I will give the word when you should release the army. But be careful she's a tough S.O.B.
I thought Sheriff would be all sexed out after a weekend in the woods with Bob Ellis.
Sexed out?
Sexed. Out?
Not quite sure what that means...
But it sounds kinky!
Sergeant Fun. That's what my Drill Sergeant used to say to me..."Alright, MAGGOT, YOU WORM, you UP for some FUN, for some...SERGEANT FUN?"
He then proceeded to put the Drill in Drill Sergeant.
Then I had to give him fifty.
Cheapskate.
Aaah, how I miss those Army Days.
*hic*
g-night sarge!
yay! kranki returns!
welcome back corporal carby.
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