tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38271792011-11-08T23:15:11.146-08:00Laugh with me or at me. I really don't care. Okay, I care a little.krankihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07367718887956073239noreply@blogger.comBlogger7281100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3827179.post-84540035520206313632011-07-05T22:37:00.001-07:002011-07-05T22:37:20.366-07:00

Living in the present is easy when you're in pain or if you have to pee.  That is truly living in the present.  It's a bit harder when you have to do it without your body telling you how to feel.  What the fuck does that even mean?

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This is from quite a while back. Me:  "You know, I think I must have swallowed 18 of your hairs this weekend." Her:  "Yeah, we like your hustle.  That's why we keep you on the team."

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This exchange actually happened to me the other day. Cute girl: "Do you meet all kinds of cute girls because they come over and want to pet your dogs?" Me: "No, but I have slept with a lot of attractive women who have asked me that question."

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_49K6655-Edit, a photo by wanderingval on Flickr.Okay, the fact that it was in response to specific comments from a stupid officer makes more sense. I can't believe that there would be such surprise that so many stupid cops exist. There are some great police officers to be sure but plenty of idiots. The officer at my college who gave a safety lecture back in Boston told the women there that if

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Slutwalk Toronto 055, a photo by JiBs. on Flickr.If somebody wants to dress like a slut are they feeling like they can't do that because they'll be judged or that it is currently an invitation to sexual advances? Neither of those things are going to change. Nor would many women who dress that way even want them to change.

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Slutwalk Toronto 043, a photo by JiBs. on Flickr.You know. I'm not sure I totally get the Slutwalk thing. I realize they're standing up for a woman's right to express herself and wear what they want and not have it be sexualized and make the idea of being a woman who has and enjoys lots of sex a positive thing. I'm for that, but something about it still just doesn't make sense to me. If slut

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It was an interminably long, long time spent watching Ball & Hymen and the defense lawyer voire dire the jury and I had a good story ready that would have biased me and had me dismissed me right off the case.  I never got called into "the box" as they call it, so I never had to use it.  I wish I'd been called right away.  It would have saved me from having to be there the entire time.  They

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I was told "Do not to blog, twitter, face update or tweet about this by the judge.  Myspace is probably okay since nobody reads those anymore, anyway.  It's probably a good place to store secret information.   So, I went in for Jury Duty.  They sent me the little warning thing in the mail and I figured, what the hell, I believe in the Justice System kinda. It's better than most and a few

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Once again I am looking for a new place to live.  Last time I literally fucked up my living situation by drunk banging a roommate's ex and this time I just found an anti-social odd ball.  He actually has a conspiracy theory that I am trying to drive a wedge between him and our other housemate.  "I don't trust you, Matt."  This is because he got drunk and slapped me in the face a few months ago (

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At Seth's birthday party a few years ago, some strange woman who was a guest of a guest, was checking out some guy at the party. She seemed quite shy until she turned to me, Seth and Craig (guys she'd just met) pointed to this guy and loudly announced. "I'd like to have HIS abortion." Three crass dudes were lightly stunned.

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Great minds think alike... and so do we.- Krankiboy

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Is it wrong to make up a story about how I too once wet my pants in second grade to make a self-conscious, anxious first grader feel better? The other option was to just wet myself there on the spot in solidarity. It may have been a lie, but I'm happy with my choice.

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Ring Ring! Obama: Yes? Duckie: Hello, Mr. President? Obama: Yes. Who is this and how did you get this num--- Duckie: Oh, well, my name is Duckie, I'm a fledgling chicken, not actually a duck... anyway, long story. Look, I called you because I'm worried about the future. Obama: The future? Anything specific, Duckie? Duckie: Yes. Sarah Palin.

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My associate in social media endeavors, Beau Brooks, is redonkutardastic if he thinks I'm going to help him spread his word redonkutardastic.I told him he'd have more luck spreading the legs of lingerie models than he will that word. Which, if he was a glass half full kind of guy, he would take to mean he'd have tremendous success with both efforts but slightly more luck in making sweet

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I didn't like much of 2010. Most if it straight up sucked dead pigeon pussy. Exceptions include my summer trip to Italy and getting a visit from my friend the B! I am extracting those and a few other tidbits from the year that was. It was not a year of hot sex, carefree delight, and inspired dance moves covered in chocolate. From the personal to work to political to economic, entertainment,

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You're on Twitter just like me!http://twitter.com/#!/krankiboyCome on, let's be tweetards!

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Nearly every relationship comes to an end. It's what you take away from it that matters.What I learned:Don't press forward in a relationship if it feels like one person is more invested than the other person.Keep the power in the relationship. Don't be passive.Don't wait around to hear from her.Trying to do everything right is exhausting.It's good to end relationships directly, in person, to

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My friend JJ found this.This is one of the strangest things I've seen in a while. I'm not sure who, besides a porn star would want to own and wear one of these. Okay, maybe that does something for you, but would you really wear it out in public? How many guys are going to get these for their ladies this holiday season? Oh and they cost over $400.The expression on her face is my favorite part

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I had my first visit to Santa Cruz. It wasn't the easiest task driving down there in the pouring rain. I haven't done much driving since I literally let them take my car away. Long story there. Anyway, it was pouring pretty heavy rain down from the heavens and it was night time and I don't have an expired license and it wasn't my car so naturally I was the best choice to drive. Another

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I went to a friend's reading which was at a tiny bookstore. Apparently this bookstore is the social gathering for some semi-homeless very old dudes. It was one of the smallest spaces I've ever seen musicians cram into. My kitchen is spacious in comparison to this place. Here is a breakdown of some of the things that went down. 1 - It was the firs time in many months that I met this yoga babe

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Open Letter to the person who broke into my car Dear Person who broke into my car,First off, let me apologize to you. I realize that there wasn't much of value in my car. I feel bad that you had to go through all the effort of smashing my window only to discover that I have nothing but boxes of old books in my trunk. I hope you didn't cut your hand on the glass or hurt your back

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The Weekly Wrong #15 - Wrong Signs Krankiboy - 30 Jan 2008 Rate!! Rate 1 Rate 2 Rate 3 Rate 4 Rate 5 I put together a few fantastic and

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Weekly Wrong #16 - The Ugliest Dog in the World Krankiboy - 05 Feb 2008 Rate!! Rate 1 Rate 2 Rate 3 Rate 4 Rate 5 You can be sure that dog

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The Weekly Wrong #10 Krankiboy - 22 Nov 2007 Rate!! Rate 1 Rate 2 Rate 3 Rate 4 Rate 5 Many people find it difficult to tell somebody that

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The Weekly Wrong #11 - Manties Krankiboy - 05 Dec 2007 Rate!! Rate 1 Rate 2 Rate 3 Rate 4 Rate 5 Nothing but nothing gets me more in the

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The Weekly Wrong # 12 - Swimming Downstream Krankiboy - 14 Dec 2007 Rate!! Rate 1 Rate 2 Rate 3 Rate 4 Rate 5 This Weekly Wrong reminds us

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The Weekly Wrong - Bang that Sink! Krankiboy - 17 Jan 2008 Rate!! Rate 1 Rate 2 Rate 3 Rate 4 Rate 5 The first Wrong of what I hope will be

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The Weekly Wrong #6 Krankiboy - 24 Oct 2007 Rate!! Rate 1 Rate 2 Rate 3 Rate 4 Rate 5 This Weekly Wrong proves that beauty is truly in the

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The Weekly Wrong #7 Krankiboy - 31 Oct 2007 Rate!! Rate 1 Rate 2 Rate 3 Rate 4 Rate 5 Since it's Halloween time here in the godforsaken US

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The Weekly Wrong #8 Krankiboy - 07 Nov 2007 Rate!! Rate 1 Rate 2 Rate 3 Rate 4 Rate 5 Rubber Ducky, you're the one. You make bath time so

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THE WEEKLY WRONG #2 Krankiboy - 18 Sep 2007 Rate!! Rate 1 Rate 2 Rate 3 Rate 4 Rate 5 I stumbled across this visual masterpiece of super

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http://www.thescene.com.au/Trash/Oddities/THE-WEEKLY-WRONG/The Weekly Wrong # 1... Chelada This beverage is simply WRONG. It's not a matter of opinion. When you take the juice from a clam, mix it with tomato juice and add that vile combo to beer it's gone beyond bad taste. If I won't drink even a sip of it when I'm dared to do it and offered money you know it's not fit for human or

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Some old stuff.http://www.thescene.com.au/Trash/VF/Virtually-Funny-Animals---Part-One/

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Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you. It is truly me. I've blessed you with a return to this cyberspacial realm. I return from alternate worlds of untold splendor; the likes of which your feeble magic-less minds could never conceive of. I've relocated to San Francisco because I heard that they enjoy fanciful gentlemen here and also Krankiboy had a spare room in his place that I could crash on

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I was out on Sunday with three female friends and a couch surfer chick from Prague who is staying with me. After a semi-swanky dinner we were on the way to get some ice cream. A few blocks into the walk a dirty-looking, flannel shirt-wearing, and seemingly drunk guy in his mid to late 20s announced... actually I'm not totally sure what he announced or threatened as he said it quickly and

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I wrote this about 3 1/2 years ago. The part in blue is from my former editor. I needed to hear some praise. I love reading your stuff, always gives me a laugh and I needed one this morning, bit of a rough start……will be up on the site in a short while. Tuesday, April 3, 2007 Beer-goggled Bob: A Survivor's Story as told by Krankiboy Yesterday evening my friend

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Awfsome: Something so truly awful that it becomes awesome."My mom lost her virginity in a poker game.""That's awfsome."

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I forget sometimes that fake confidence fools almost everybody if you do it well. Then once you've fooled enough people and they respond to you as a confident person it's easier to fool yourself. p.s. I'm fuckin' awesome! Was that convincing?

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I was talking to a guy I met at a dinner party tonight and he asked me why I was straight. I told him that I was just a one penis per sexual interaction kind of guy and that my penis happened to be my favorite. I think it's the first time I've had to justify my straightness. It's NOT a choice people. Do you think I would CHOOSE a life where awkward courtship and strange dating rituals

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You Gotta Feel the Juice.I generally ride a bike around the city to get where I want to go, but there is the odd occasion when I'm with a friend who is sadly bike less or when we need to go a size-able distance in the rain or up hills and in that instance I'll make use of a cab. Without fail there is always something interesting that comes out of the cab

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Lately I've been feeling that I need a better last name. There are entirely too many humans who have the same first and last name as me and I need to feel special. For a while my Aussie friends all called me Kranki, and I quite liked that. These days nobody calls me Kranki in person. I don't think I could ever change the first name as I'm conditioned to respond to it and it feels right on me.

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I've been having a bit of a crisis. It could be temporary, but I'm just not enjoying my job like I once did and I'm not sure what to do about it. Is it simply that I'm the type of person that gets bored after doing something after a few years? I think so. It's possibly time to move on to something new but I'm not sure what is going to pay the bills. I'm slightly too old to be a child actor.

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It stands to reason that a cool bar with a nice atmosphere should have good music. The Make Out Room is a great place to have a drink. The prices are reasonable, the bartenders are fast, and there's a good-looking and diverse crowd. What would compliment that better than some horrible shitty music? It's not just one bad DJ or even on type of music that I don't like. They manage to find the

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Only a douchebag would make such a suggestion. Advertising is messed up. My friend JJ spotted this and sent it to me.http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/8/26/896386/-Want-a-raise-Wash-your-vagina

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You know you work with a lively bunch of people when the head of school has to ask everybody not to go into town and sneak alcohol back onto the Monastic center grounds to get ripped out of their minds drunk.

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Snippets of conversation from the dinner as best as I can remember them."I have a story about (type of wine) A fortune teller told me that she knew two things about me. That I would like (type of wine) and that one day I would visit a prostitute.""At our Burning Man theme camp there are giant coffins and crosses and we have a fake Russian Roulette Gun and when the person is killed we lower them

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It's a bit intimidating, daunting, maybe even frightening. That probably means you should do it.Travel by yourself!Whenever possible it's good to push yourself to travel alone. You've heard it before but it's true you'll be 750% more open to meeting new people that way. You won't be so instantly judgmental about those you meet and you can take some time to make an informed opinion about them.

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So I find myself getting ready to leave London tomorrow morning. I think I'm doing something wrong. Despite getting to see and stay with my cool friend, Fred (whose company I quite enjoy) I haven't had a very good time here overall. Fred has a lovely apartment and was very accommodating. I also had the option to stay at another friend's place but only did that for my last night because I left

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Blog?!Blog?!!Oh my God, is that you? How have you been? Bit lonely? All alone in cyberspace with no visitors and no new posts? I hope you don't feel neglected. I'm sorry old pal, you and I... we used to spend real quality time together. Sharing my thoughts with you for better and usually worse. You were my companion, my therapist and my LUVER. Well, not luver, but it seems a good way to

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Williamsburg Bridge at SunsetOriginally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Yellow and Orange BrooklynOriginally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Brooklyn Sunset Over BridgeOriginally uploaded by Krankiboy

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KlausBee Boys 2Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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K&BOriginally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Prof Plush 2Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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SG 13Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Swing Girl 1Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Workin' Girls 2Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Berlin Group 2 1262Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Dolores BurritosOriginally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Berlin Group 2 1060Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Emily ponders the menuOriginally uploaded by Krankiboy

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EmilyOriginally uploaded by Krankiboy

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TAQi BikeOriginally uploaded by Krankiboy

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The Rainbow ShackOriginally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Artist takes a breakOriginally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Berlin Group 3 197Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Sparkly Ice CreamOriginally uploaded by Krankiboy

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MmmangoliciousOriginally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Berlin Group 2 508Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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SG 20Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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SG 14Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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SG 18Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Picture 542Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Picture 615Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Picture 515Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Picture 562Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Picture 607Originally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Afternoon PowerlinesOriginally uploaded by Krankiboy

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Cousin Bees 2Originally uploaded by KrankiboyWork Sample

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This is a test post from , a fancy photo sharing thing.

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Here is my new word. It's my word and it makes me happy. It's hyphenated because I think hyphens are cool and because the word hyphen is both fun to spell and almost slightly dirty. I'm going to use it in a sentence.That hamburger looks so good and juicy that I'm about to make it my mouth-bitch.Thanks for reading.Love, Krankiboy.

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1) The big burly mexican dudes who found my phone that I had dropped who I had to convince to let me buy it back for a shit load of money.2) Why I'm barely ever at home anymore - the Roommate DramaRama3) My dream invention - the Kid-a-pult: Capable of launching kids to their parents place of work by stuffing them into a large inflatable safety ball. FIRE!

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Ah, Thanksgiving. A time for friends and family who rarely see each other (usually by choice) to have quality time to sit around a table and aggravate one another. There is something joyful and hassle-free about not having to travel anywhere on Thanksgiving. There is no awkward family tension to sit through, no taboo topics to avoid, and no intrusive conversations with estranged relatives to

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I am cranky like a mother fucking fuck-fucker today. I don't know where it's coming from but I am irritable and angry. Things that would normally not phase me at all are getting under my skin. I'll provide an example. My coworker went to get coffee and paid for my coffee and a pastry but took fifteen minutes longer than it would normally take and I was hugely pissed off. Things that happened

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Last Monday I was taking a break out in the Farm and Garden area of our school and I had only eaten a bit of a bagel for lunch. Normally people munch on the snap peas and cherry tomatoes from the garden and I was a bit hungry so I opened up a few of the bean pods and nibbled on them rght off the vine. They were pretty crunchy but some were tender enough to eat and why not have some extra protein,

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October in San Francisco is a perpetual blur of costumed madness and parties. Sounds awful, doesn't it? As an extropervert* it's just about my favorite times of the year. You can tell how much fun I'm having by how eggregiously messy my room is. Some of the fun events include. Lovefest, Hardly Strictly Bluegrass, Halloween Critical Mass, Folsom Street Fair (if you're into gay men having sex in

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While there a about 47 things I need to take care of from haircut to new phone purchasing to finding a dentist I am consistently able to do none of them. I'm so good at it that it might actually be a skill. I think I'll call it Life Coasting. It also involves lots of keeping yourself busy doing nothing that moves you forward with your life goals. So given the options of going out for a couple of

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Keep it Swayze! That's my new way to say good-bye to people.It stemmed from the idea of using Swayze as an adjective.It's almost like swanky and crazy combined.Here, I'll use it in a sample sentence."After we met those hot, coke-fiend girls at the house party the night got particularly Swazye."I genuinely think the late actor would have appreciated the homage.As a guy named Ritik pointed out, the

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I have a problem. It seems that in order to be really attracted to a woman she has to be a bit crazy and have serious hurt potential. San Francisco provides a vast bounty to choose from. It offers up everything from Serious Daddy Issues to Attention Deficit Disorder to the Classic Manic Depressive with serious committment issues. They're interesting and complicated creatures that hold my

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Hi Elaine the Pirate! How's your weekend going so far? I had a pleasant but no sparks date with a nice, mature, stylish woman but the chemistry only really extended to the conversation and it wasn't one of those "I'd like to suck her face" connections. I tend to think that if it's not all the way there that it's much neater not to try and squeeze sexy from a stone even if the stone is a lovely

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So, yeah. Here are some abstract shots I took in the nocturnal section of the Berlin Zoo. It was too hard to shoot the animals in the super low light so I messed around with some cool light effects.I'm trying to decide if I like them enough to blow up and frame and if so which ones would go well together. Man, kind of a boring blog tonight. At least there were pictures.

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Met up for a date with a lovely designer I met. There was good coffee and a nice mix of serious and comedic conversation. We even discovered we have a mutual friend that neither of us knew we had that doesn't even live in our city. Small world. She asked some questions that went into serious territory for me. I was doing most of the talking and things got a tad bit heavy duty and I wasn't

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Is it inherently more worthwhile to do something difficult than it is to do something easy?Does it matter if nobody else notices that you did something difficult or does it only matter what you think about your own abilities? Is doing for others that you don't know altruistic and unselfish or just stupid?If you're afraid to do something, does that indicate that you should do it to grow as a human

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A new logo for a new blog? Or perhaps just a bit of inspiration to write for a month or so before getting bored and going back to a mainly dormant blog state. Most everybody I know who had a blog back in the day no longer had one. It was once a little cult from which I met many lovely and talented Aussies. I'm glad there are a few of us left. The taste of 2004 blog stardom was sweet but

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I went to a party at a neighbor's place earlier this evening and I had the pleasure of having a cool chick use a line on me. The experience was so unfamiliar to me that I didn't even realize it was a line until a few moments later. She put her fingers on my chest and said "I hear you took some cool pictures in Berlin. Maybe tonight you can give me a 'slide show'." It was even accentuated

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My good friend S hustled all over town with me walking (so sad) to six different bike shops and finding just about nothing that was what I was looking for. I almost went with a single speed which would have left me walking the bike up the steep hills to Noe Valley. I ended up riding a bunch of bikes and then just going to a shop I like where they will build a bike up from scratch and modify it

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I'm shopping for a bike to replace the expensive one that was stolen from me back in June. I wish I could place a curse on the crap stains posing as humans that snatched it. Maybe you can wish some evil on them with me. Let's all hold cyberpunk hands and chant. Or better yet wish me some good bike karma for my next purchase to stay close to me. I find bikes very alluring for some reason.

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The trip is over and Berlin and NYC are starting to fade into memories. I do have 2135 pictures which have kept me quite busy, deleting, uploading, selecting, color correcting and transferring them to my laptop. Being back feels like a bit of a let down. While it's wonderful to see my bed and my dogs and some of my friends again there is a bit of an emotional dip that comes when any grand

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I like traveling back to NYC. I have dozens of friends here and when I let them know I'm coming to town it gives me the illusion of having semi-celebrity status. I enjoy the delusion that I fall somewhere between Kobe Bryant and what's his name from that show on the celebrity spectrum. This time I went one step further and had some friends fly from the left coast to meet me. It's always tough

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